based-ball:

Pikachus like “rip his frickin head off”
neither:

LET ME HELP I CAN HELP I WILL HELP IM HELPING

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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purpleturtlezflrs:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

peetasfakeleg:

onlyeverrory:

why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia 

because it does their job better than them

my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments

half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin

IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW

(Source: lacedbelles, via kissmeagainarthas)

chrisnolansscarf:

chrisnolansscarf:

I heard if you whisper “alright alright alright” 3 times in front of a mirror Matthew McCounaughey appears and gives your career a makeover while spouting metaphorical life philosophies. 

but if you say more than 3 times André 3000 appears asking that you be on your baddest behavior.

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Mini me
I found this in my boot this morning… #lego #DC #Harleyquin :B #nerd
So #googlemaps just became the #bestthingever.  #pokemon #aprilfools #pokedex

behindsuchgreeneyes:

Me and my mutual followers that never seem to actually talk but we like and reblog each other’s posts:

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imnotdaredevil:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier poster by Paolo Rivera
Da fuq!