When you go to the bathroom and you’re about halfway through urinating, do you ever flush the toilet in hopes that the rest of it makes it down before it’s fully flushed? …Me neither.
BACON CHICKEN NARWHAL →
The best kept secrets are never worth telling.– Oi!
The only reason I ever go to malls. →
What you don’t see is the toddler crying on the floor next to her…